Time Travel (part one)

The Year is 1760

The Setting: Sydney Harbour (approx. 5am – Summer time)

Ya know, when the lights turn out and ya just crawled into bed, with those lame pajamas? Well, I don’t know about you, but I start thinking, alot.

For those who don’t know Australia’s history too well and believe me, there are plenty (even in Australia), Australia was settled by the First Fleet in 1788, January 26. We celebrate this occassion as Australia Day, every Jan.26…this has got me thinking!!

Imagine, you really could travel back in time!!

I would start with a trip to 1760, 18 years before white Europeans settled in this unknown and harsh land, and also, 10 years before Captian Cook came waltzing in on the HMS Endevour. So, imagine, also, that you step through some worm hole or some shit, and can take wahtever you wish, with you, like sunnies, cameras, toys, a lighter, a broom, whatever.

I would take a military rubber speed boat!!

With this, I would set up out beyond Sydney Heads, then, at the crack of dawn enter Sydney Harbour, making a racket that the local Aboriginies would be startled to hear!

They might think some noisy fish has come into the harbour!

All the Aboriginie settlements would indeed hear this new buzzing sound, as I dash towards the little island (Fort Denison) in a hurry, before the sun fully rises.

Laughing my head off, they will think perhaps a fish has returned a man, who knows??

Once landed, the sun not yet risen, I would then laugh out as loud as I can, then…let off some fireworks!! Hahahahahaha

A huge firework display!!

Quickly hop back in the speed craft and get the hell outta there, before I am too visible!!

And successfully return to the present day, along with some photos I took (as the sun came up) and in a hidden location, took some unspoiled pictures of the best harbour in the world.

Enough said