Soundgarden (Time Travel) (part 2)

Hands up if you have seen the famous Woodstock film of 1969?

The reason I ask you all this, is, after you have seen it, and some of us are either way too young to have been there, or not even close to New York at the time, whatever reason, you see it and think, yeah, I would be there!!

Imagine, you could go there (or go back)!!

Step into my time tunnel suckers and come on a little mission that will change the whole music world the way we see it now…well, in 1969 perhaps!!

Before we go, I must bring a special video. A video that, with some great technological power I somehow possess will have a gigantic impact on humanity. What?

Imagine the Woodstock stage (main) and we are backstage, maybe before one of the big headliners are due to go on. There are suddenly huge video screens, and a brand new light show (okay, we took over the lighting, mixing desk and all). We placed huge crucifixes on the stage, and had some hippie girls dressed in rags to be placed on them…in a Jesus Christ Pose!!

Yep! Now the video, hook it up and wait…one more operation to do…we’ve kidnapped SOUNDGARDEN and brought them with us, but they have little clue as to what year it is and where they are exactly. They come out and load the video for “Jesus Christ Pose”, on a massive screen, the clip is played, not only to the immediate audience, but beemed into every television across America and parts of America, no one is able to turn the dial, no one, and who would? This is 1969 remember!

What an amazing video to terrorize the nation with. What an amazing video, to change the hippy into something else all together. President Nixon be damned, haha…the religiuos right would be having back spasms and dying of shock. Children forced away from the TV sets and locked in their rooms. It changes everything!!

Think about it. The changes would be dramatic. The band would be on the FBI most wanted list, hunted and shot down. Hippies hunted down and slaughtered…maybe!

Before this happens, we send the band back to 1991, like nothing happened. We, however, stick around, in disguises and document the chaos unfolding in American suburbia.

Awesome idea!

Watch the video and remember, to think about this for a minute…or few.

Cya yesterday

Time Travel (part one)

The Year is 1760

The Setting: Sydney Harbour (approx. 5am – Summer time)

Ya know, when the lights turn out and ya just crawled into bed, with those lame pajamas? Well, I don’t know about you, but I start thinking, alot.

For those who don’t know Australia’s history too well and believe me, there are plenty (even in Australia), Australia was settled by the First Fleet in 1788, January 26. We celebrate this occassion as Australia Day, every Jan.26…this has got me thinking!!

Imagine, you really could travel back in time!!

I would start with a trip to 1760, 18 years before white Europeans settled in this unknown and harsh land, and also, 10 years before Captian Cook came waltzing in on the HMS Endevour. So, imagine, also, that you step through some worm hole or some shit, and can take wahtever you wish, with you, like sunnies, cameras, toys, a lighter, a broom, whatever.

I would take a military rubber speed boat!!

With this, I would set up out beyond Sydney Heads, then, at the crack of dawn enter Sydney Harbour, making a racket that the local Aboriginies would be startled to hear!

They might think some noisy fish has come into the harbour!

All the Aboriginie settlements would indeed hear this new buzzing sound, as I dash towards the little island (Fort Denison) in a hurry, before the sun fully rises.

Laughing my head off, they will think perhaps a fish has returned a man, who knows??

Once landed, the sun not yet risen, I would then laugh out as loud as I can, then…let off some fireworks!! Hahahahahaha

A huge firework display!!

Quickly hop back in the speed craft and get the hell outta there, before I am too visible!!

And successfully return to the present day, along with some photos I took (as the sun came up) and in a hidden location, took some unspoiled pictures of the best harbour in the world.

Enough said