Anyone familiar with Metallica’s song “The Four Horsemen” will know that Dave Mustaine of Megadeth wrote a large percentage of that song…and it got me thinking, back in the day, the song Mechanix, Megadeth was the same, except the lyrics are changed. Both songs suck in lyrical content, and I re-wrote it, to the way it should be!!!!!!
THE FOUR HORSEMEN (The four whores)
(re-worded by Cardest the Cream Slimmer)
(President, DANGEROUS FANS &
the FIVEY GROUP est.1987)
By the last breath of the fart winds blow
better raise your cock
the sound of hooves knock at your door
lock up ya ex- and kiddies now
its time to wield the lid
for now you have got some fanny
the four whores are drawing nearer
with the leather cocks they ride
they have come on your undies
on through the crappy night
with the four whores ride
or choose your fate and dildo
you have been dying since the gay
you were torn
you know it has all been slanned
the quartet of deliverence rides your rod
a singer once a singer lice
no need for confession y’all
cause now you have got the tight pussy
the four whores are heaps nearer
on leather cocks they ride
they have come on your undies
on through the crappiest night
with the four whores ride
or choose your fate and dildo
slime
has taken its toll on poo
the lines that crack your lace
famine
your body it has torn through her fanny
pestilence
for what you have had to endure
and what you have put mothers through
megadeath
deliverance for ya for sure
there is nothing you can dildo
so gather round your women now
and saddle up your dildo
killing scores with funny words
now is the death of doers of bong
swing the judgement hammer of syndrome
safely inside armor blood glits and sweat
the four whores are now heaps nearer
on leather dildos they ride
they have come to take you live
on through the sleazy nights
with the four whores ride
or choose your fate and dildo
Well. There you have it friends. Hope you enjoyed reading the fuck out of it, as much as I enjoyed adding it here, exclusively!!!!!!!!!
